Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

The 2003 hit Wrong Turn depicted what happens when lost teens happen upon a clan of inbred cannibals in the backwoods of West Virginia. Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) revises that basic idea, but replaces hateable teens with the most annoying breed of human being to exist before influencers became a thing: reality TV stars! Yes, Dale Murphy (Henry Rollins) is your buff, broad shouldered host of Ultimate Survivor: Apocalypse, the program-within-the-movie, that's a fake post-apocalyptic survival show contest in the woods of West Virginia. When former American Idol contestant Kimberly Caldwell crashes her car and gets eaten by the evil cannibals, the show taps producer Mara Stone (Aleksa Palladino) to step in and take her place. She's relatively normal compared to the reality TV contestants who are all stereotypes of the genre, but with her production background she realizes things aren't normal with the show pretty quickly. It ends up, the killer cannibals have decided to kill all the contestants and kidnap the host! But there are some badasses in this group, including Dale the former Marine turned host, Amber the Iraq Vet (Daniella Alonso), and the deceptively tough graphic designer Nina (Erica Leerhsen). When our reality TV stars start to fight back, the inbred monsters start to realize they might have chosen the wrong victims! Wrong Turn 2 doesn't exactly have great nudity everywhere you turn, but we do get some crystal clear looks at Crystal Lowe. The Canadian scream queen turned Hallmark star is spending some time lounging by the lake in her bikini, when off comes the top! The camera makes sure to get a good look at her hooters, even if that could never be aired on TV. Imagine how much more addictive reality TV would be if it they could show amazing, real naturals like those? We bet even the cannibals liked those cans! Your schlong will grow long watching Wrong Turn 2!