Scream queens never die (except on film). They’re bigger, hotter, and more prevalent than ever before, and few can match the body of wank that Crystal Lowe has offered up in her short career. The cute Canadian from British Columbia grew up in Hong Kong, making the blonde one strange entry in the Miss Teen Oriental contest. She used her body to build not only erections but a modeling career as well, with calendars and swimsuits her specialty. But film beckoned and she bared all in the thriller Sanctimony (2000)—she’s dead, but her butt’s naked. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn 7: Revelation (2001) found the budding actress changing into her cheerleader costume behind a transparent curtain—nice pom-poms. You’ll cheer when she sinks her girls in a bubble bath. You won’t sleep seeing Crystal nude on a morgue slab in Insomnia (2002), and you’ll never go to the tanning salon again after you see her T&A fry under the hot lights in Final Destination 3 (2006). Most recently Crystal’s fine jewels were on display in the remake of Black Christmas (2006), where she’s peeped on in the shower. It’s a hair-raising scene, in more ways than one—if you know what Mr. Skin means.