White Bird in a Blizzard (2014)

White Bird in a Blizzard (2014) is the latest film from director Gregg (The Doom Generation) Araki. Based on the same-named novel by Laura Kasischke, the artsy drama tells the story of Kat Connors (Shailene Woodley),  a young woman whose life spirals out of control following the disappearance of her mother Eve (Eva Green). Dissatisfied with her repression, Kat begins to live a carefree and crazy life which her mother wouldn’t approve of. But that’s the upside of having a mom who’s not around. Yet after Kat’s first year in college, she discovers the truth behind her mother’s absence which doesn’t bode well for her daddy dearest (Christopher Meloni). The R rated thriller includes Angela Bassett, Gabourey Sidibe, Sheryl Lee, and Ms. Green in sexy swimwear! Even though Eva is no stranger to nudity, she keeps her private parts strategically covered up when lying naked in the snow. Where’s a snowblower when you need one? Luckily, her modesty is balanced by Shailene’s ability to share her skintastic assets on screen. No doubt, Ms. Woodley will give you wood since this flick marks her best nudity to date. The shapely brunette bares her big breasts eleven minutes in! If that’s not titillating enough, she reveals her rack in the sack after 30 minutes. There’s also a flashback wherein she and Eva get into a tussle, and Shailene’s right breast pops out of her shirt. When she later lets Detective Scieziesciez (Thomas Jane) investi-bate her boobage, this white bird will arouse your trouser snake!