Farewell, My Queen (2012)

The final days of the French Revolution are seen through the eyes of Marie Antoinette’s ladies-in-waiting in Farewell My Queen (2012). Sidonie (Léa Seydoux) is a personal reader to Queen Marie Antoinette (Diane Kruger), who lives an insulated life in Versailles, spending her time doing leisure activities and appearing most concerned with whether she's up to date on the latest fashion trends. When news comes to the court that the Bastille has fallen to revolutionaries, Sidonie gets a copy of the pamphlet the rebels are distributing, and discovers that they are demanding the head of the Queen and her cake, and probably Marie's lady bits, eating friend, Gabrielle (Virginie Ledoyen). Nearly all the royal help flees, but Sidonie opts to stay since she's grown close with Marie after all these years reading to her, and spending time together. We know Marie's soon to be beheaded, but will her reader meet the same fate, or  will she be smart enough to read the tea leaves and save herself from the murderous mob? If you're looking for beautiful naked women, you'll fare well watching this one. Virginie Ledoyen stars as the Queen’s not-so-secret Sapphic lover, and you’re sure to be polishing your crown when she gets the sheets pulled off her bourgeoisie boobies and bush. Then, Virginie rolls over and lets us get a peek at her buns while she remains asleep. But if Mr. Skin was in Marie's position, he'd be making sure Léa Seydoux was reading him the Kama Sutra every night, and doing a little before bedtime demonstrations! The busty future Bond girl shows off funbags and fluffy French crotch-ssant while getting stripped in front of Miss Antoinette. Seeing the way Marie Antoinette leers at her naked body in Farewell, My Queen, we think the famous cake eater wanted a taste of that pie!