The Three-Way Wedding (2010)

Sixteen Candles (1984), Betsy’s Wedding (1990), Father of the Bride (1991), Muriel’s Wedding (1994), My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997), Runaway Bride (1999), The Wedding Planner (2001), My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002), The Wedding Date (2005), Wedding Daze (2006), 27 Dresses (2008), Bride Wars (2009), Bridesmaids (2011), Wedding Band (2012), The Big Wedding (2013), Destination Wedding (2018), and Shotgun Wedding (2022). How many times does a guy have to sit through a chick flick about a wedding just to please his main squeeze? Fortunately, that’s not a problem when the pic is The Three-Way Wedding (2010). In this French film playwright Auguste (Pascal Greggory) is trying to finish his latest masterpiece in time for its stage debut. Unfortunately for him, the lead actress is his ex-wife Harriet (Julie Depardieu) and she’s now involved with her handsome co-star Theo (Louis Garrel). To get over his lingering feelings for his ex, Auguste seduces his young assistant: the aptly-named Fanny (Agathe Bonitzer). He even has her stand in for the readings of his latest edition. But when Fanny breathes new life into the part he’s writing, Auguste becomes torn between his two muses. We can hardly blame him when we get a gander at Ms. Depardieu’s Depar-two. Yes, the blonde beauty’s nude boobs are pair-fect! Of course, so is the auburn-haired ingénue Agathe. When Ms. Bonitzer bares her breasts and buns in bed, Mr. Skin gets a bonitzer! Forget The Hangover triology (2009-2013), we are hung all over when it comes to these topless mademoiselles!