Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)

If National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002) and its sequel National Lampoon’s Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006) didn’t tickle your funny boner, check out the sexy prequel Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009). The R-rated romp stars Jonathan Bennett as the tit-ular career college student and party animal alongside former MTV reality star Kristin Cavallari as the comely co-ed Kaitlin Hayes. When she’s not strutting her stuff in short-shorts, the blonde beauty is touting her bra-clad cleavage. Now, that’s what we call a promising student body! Speaking of, Irene Keng flaunts her captivating cleavage in both a white brassiere and a black bustier. Either way, she looks boob-tacular! Not to be outdone, Sarah Oliver exposes her plastic fantastics when she masturbates in bed. Let’s hear it for self-love! Let’s also hear it for education — especially when it comes to the topless teacher’s assistant (Farrah Fisher) who offers her bare breasts for a sex ed display. Forget about an apple, we’ve got a banana for that TA! The direct-to-DVD movie also includes Jasmine Burke, Terrie Thompson, and the fab figure on Meredith Giangrande. During a dorm room scene, the built brunette reveals her rack while getting banged from behind. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie gives us another look at her naked chest when the end credits play. That’s one way of getting us to stay to see who was the Best Boy. Of course, we think actresses Kristin, Sarah, Farrah, and Meredith should also be listed as Best Girls!