A Cinderella story of sorts, this is the tale of a prince’s obsession (But instead of a prince it’s an old, wealthy codger) to fit a golden slipper (in this particular case: a golden brass bra) onto the petite foot (large silicon bazooms) onto a young woman (skin-a-max-style actress, probably in her 40s). Got it? Can you hold that in your brain? Good. Pretty simple. What’s not so simple, character names: with the likes of referring to each other by monikers like Brenda Weeks, Felix Fitswill, “Rooster”, Spado Zappo, Pigeon Johnson and a woman named Amanda – you’ll fair following the plot of this skin flick just as easily if you turned the sound all the way down. Kitten Natividad (Not to be confused for a character, this is an actual actor in the movie) shows her luscious pumpkins have no problem fitting into this updated fairytale.