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The Theatre Bizarre

The Theatre Bizarre (2011)

Great Nudity!
  • Genres: Horror
  • Directed by: Tom Savini, Richard Stanley, Karim Hussain, Jeremy Kasten, Buddy Giovinazzo, David Gregory, Douglas Buck
  • Rated: R
  • Home Release: 04/24/2012
  • Theatrical Release: 01/27/2012
  • Country: Canada, France, USA
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A long abandoned theatre is the frame for an anthology of horror shorts in The Theatre Bizarre (2012). Enola Penny (Virginia Newcomb) walks past a decrepit theatre every night, but one day the door is open and inside she finds a bizarre human puppet, Peg Poett (Udo Kier), who tells her six disturbing tales. "The Mother of Toads" is a Lovecraftian tale of dealing with a Necronomicon reading witch. "I Love You" is about a dude who wakes up covered in blood and can't figure out why. "Wet Dreams" is about a dude who has dreams he's being castrated. Obviously, that's the scariest one. "The Accident" is about a little girl and her mom who bump into a dead motorcyclist, with the girl asking all sorts of creepy questions about it. "Vision Stains" is about a serial killer who takes goo out of people's eyes and injects it into herself, so she can see their lives flashing before their eyes right as they're about to kick the bucket. And last but not least, "Sweets" is the story of some foodies who put human on the menu. Inspired by a famous Parisian theatre known for it's shock factor flicks, this cheesy, sleazy, boobs-and-blood-soaked homage to horror features some sweet looks at a bevy of babes, including T&A from Jodii Christianson, Lisa Belle, and Susan Anbeh, and the full enchilada from Cynthia Wu-Maheux and Kaniehtiio Horn. The absolute babe Susan Anbeh flashes her jugs while dead and covered in blood, while Jodii Christianson brings the heat with a topless jog up the stairs before being tied up. Lisa Belle rings the T&A bell as a naked witch that's one sexy bitch! We see her having sex with a dude, as he licks her jugs like a thirsty dog! Cynthia Wu-Maheux will make you goo watching her pull aside her panties to shoot up some heroin, as well as seeing her rack when a fella rips her shirt off and stakes her. But with all due respect to the bikini work of Victoria Maurette, what'll really make you horny or wet is Kaniehtiio Horn showing all three B's as she rolls around the floor naked, before stabbing herself in the eye. More like the theatre biz-hard!