The Human Stain (2003)

Coleman Silk (Anthony Hopkins) harbors a shocking secret that could have saved his skin in Academy Award winning director Robert Benton's adaptation of the Philip Roth novel of the same name, The Human Stain (2003). Coleman was a beloved college Dean living a pretty sweet life in Western Mass, until he got accused of racism by a couple of students. His name became mud, his wife died from all the stress, his life pretty much crumbled, and even years later he's pretty pissed off about it. Coleman reaches out to writer Nathan Zuckerman (Gary Sinise) to tell his side of the story. But this isn't your typical accidental racism rebuttal, Coleman's got a secret that would've flipped the whole racism incident on his head: he's secretly black! Yes, it ends up this undercover brother has been passing as a white guy for decades and is ready to tell the world the truth about why he's been a fake white dude for so long. He should probably have told the sort of stupid college janitor (Nicole Kidman) he's been jumping into bed with first. It'd probably explain the size of that thing he's stuffing between her thighs. One unzip of the fly and it's clear that's not a white guy! Supposedly Mr. Roth was trying to hop into Miss Kidman's bed during filming, which is pretty understandable after you see her hooters while she's stripping for, then straddling, Mr. Hopkins. But it's Jacinda Barrett making her bare body debut that was the scene keeping the theaters packed. It's buns, bush and amazing tit from Miss Barrett when she strips down for young Coleman back in the day. An absurdly sexy blonde with a tight tush and dark bush, she can't dance but that won't bother the thing in your pants! Don't lie, you'd pretend to be a different race for a girl with that incredible a body and face! We'd all pass for that ass! He's only human, so of course Mr. Skin's been staining his pants to that scene!