The Players (2020)

Oh man, men, amirite? Men just can't seem to keep it in their pants, can they? Every time they turn around they seem to be presented with another opportunity to chuck their life in the garbage and bang some hot chick who isn't their wife. It's such a predicament that the Italians made a whole movie about it titled The Players (2020)! As the title might suggest, the film follows a group of randy guys through several vignettes as we see them struggle with fidelity, faithfulness, and frankly some fatigue from always having to do the right thing. The Italians have always loved this sort of flick, presenting men as cads without ever allowing the audience to lose sympathy for them. Yes, they may lie, cheat, and steal their way to the top and screw over every woman who has ever loved them, but they're only human after all. This sort of film seems to have died out in the 1970s, but the Italians are nothing if not lovers of all things cyclical, meaning that everything old is new again and it's time to roll out the old greatest hits. The film has plenty of eye-catching eye-talian ladies from top to bottom, with Marina Foïs, Laura Chiatti, and more all adding plenty of sex appeal. However, it's Italian goddess Valentina Cervi that gives the film its only nudity when she takes off her bra while changing to whip her man across the face with it! Hey, it's better than burning that bra!