The Little Hours (2017)

The Little Hours (2017) may harken back to the Middle Ages, but this movie is all about modern-day hotties and their lewd behavior. Loosely based on the books of 14th-century Italian writer Giovanni Boccaccio, the R rated romp takes an anachronistic approach to the way in which the characters (mis)behave. Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, and Kate Micucci play three horny and mentally unhinged nuns who swear endlessly, perform black magic, and enjoy having sex — much to the dismay of the local bishop (Fred Armisen). The cast of colorful characters includes Father Tommasso (John C. Reilly), Mother Marea (Molly Shannon), and Lord Bruno (Nick Offerman). When an escaped servant named Massetto (Dave Franco) pretends he is deaf and mute to find work at their remote convent, things get complicated — and clothes come off! As such, we get to see Ms. Brie in her old time skivvies grinding up on Mr. Franco. Not to be outdone, Ms. Micucci and Ms. Plaza swap spit in a sapphic kiss! If that’s not arousing enough, the girls come out (so to speak) during a ritual wherein bewitching witches (Rossella Ambrosini, Rossana Bena and Vanessa Villa) join Marta (Jemima Kirke) and naughty nuns (Aubrey, Kate) to flash their collective breasts and buns by the campfire. No doubt, the spellbinding sight will make a witch’s broom appear in flesh fans’ pants! In fact, the skinsational scene has Ms. Micucci wearing nothing but a merkin. Suffice it to say, The Little Hours will give you a big bulge!