The Halfway House (2004)

At the midpoint between real-live-nude-girls debauchery and real-live-dead-girls depravity is the tongue-in-cheek peek into faith-based charity gone astray that is The Halfway House: Unrated Director’s Cut (2004). Catholic girls, God love ’em, are renowned for finding themselves in perplexing predicaments, which creates the need for such institutions as the Mary Magdalene Halfway House for Troubled Girls. Nobody knows the mandatory bondage, coerced lesbianism, and institutionalized nakedness that goes on behind the walls of this debased reformatory/refuge. One young woman believes that the world must be alerted to the shocking, skin-toned realities. She’s going in, undercover. How many frames will spool by before this well-meaning innocent is lewdly exposed?