The Border (1982)

In crime drama The Border (1982), Jack Nicholson plays a former INS agent who becomes so disillusioned with the futility of his job that he quits to become a border guard in Texas. He finds a chance to redeem himself by returning a Mexican infant who had been put up for sale on the black market to the mother but has to deal with the protestations of his materialistic wife (Valerie Perrine) and fellow border guard (Harvey Keitel). The sight of Elpidia Carrillo’s chest pillows as she undresses in front of Jack Nicholson will make you want to whack your pickle, son!