Terror Tract (2000)

Terror Tract (2000) is a three-part anthology that follows Bob Carter (John Ritter), a real estate salesman trying to sell a home to a newlywed couple, Allen and Mary Ann Doyle (David Deluise and Allison Smith). Won’t you believe it’s just the Doyle’s luck that all three homes they look at have been sites of grisly and violent murders, and the crazy real estate salesman spares no detail when he recounts the blood-filled details of each murder. Sounds like a new show for HGTV! The first story follows Louis Freemont (Frederic Lehne) a spurned husband as he dies at the hands of his adulterous wife Sarah (Rachel York) and her lover Frank (Carmine Giovinazzo), eventually stalking them from the grave. In the middle segment, Bobo, a murderous monkey, stalks a family (Jodi Harris, Bryan Cranston and Katekin Petersen). And the last story follows the guilt-ridden Sean (Will Estes) as a visits psychologist (Brenda Strong), because he thinks he might be the ‘Granny Killer”, a devious dude that murders people while sporting a grandma mask. The film is heavy on the suspense and murder, but light on the skin. Shonda Farr gives some submerged left boob as she goes for a late night dip with her dude. And Rachel York strips down to a sexy black bra and panty number while getting sexy with her man in the bedroom. Terror Tract? More like a terrible tease!