Tendres cousines (1980)

The degree of sexual impropriety is relative in Tendres cousines (1980). Also known as Tender Cousins and Cousins in Love, the skinternational romance begins in 1939 when a French teen named Julien (Thierry Tevini) says he’s in love with his older cousin Julia (Anja Schüte). Unfortunately, she’s busy fighting off the unwanted advances of a sleazy older man (Jean-Yves Chatelais). To complicate matters further, Julia’s younger sister Poune (Valérie Dumas) is in love with Julien, even though he is her cousin. If you’re still reading, then this R rated flick will keep your interest. Indeed, there are ample reasons to sit through the love hexagon — or should we say sexagon? In other words, check out the skin on Gaëlle Legrand. As the family maid Mathilde, she tries to bed Julien by going full frontal! The same can be said for Justine (Anne Fontaine), another household servant who bares her breasts and bush to seduce Julien. Who’s doing the hiring? Needless to say, there are a lot of wild thing going on — including a goat driving a car. How horny! Speaking of, Julien has it made with the young maid Angèle (Fanny Bastien). The fair-haired ingénue is totally nude when she goes down on this dude. The skintastic act shows off her bare back, nude boobs, pubes and derrière. Merci beaucoup! Even though Fanny doesn’t utter a word in Englsih, her body speaks volumes. After all, who can resist a foreign tongue? Luckily for Mr. Skin, nothing gets lost in translation!