Stealing Candy (2002)

Three ex-cons scheme to kidnap the bikini-clad movie star Candy Tyler (Jenya Lano, not to be confused with Jay Leno) in Stealing Candy (2002). The R rated thriller is co-written and directed by cult filmmaker Mark L. Lester of Roller Boogie (1979) fame, opposed to child actor Mark Lester who, as the titular character in the Oscar-winning Oliver! (1968) uttered the quotable request, “Please Sir, I want some more.” Coincidentally, viewers of this pic will be saying the same — especially when it comes to viewing the leading lady’s nudity. With horny hopes of convincing Candy to do a pay-per-view porno live for one night on the internet, Walt Gearson (Daniel Baldwin, the second eldest of the brotherly brood), Brad Vorman (crooning hooligan Coolio) and Fred Dowd (Alex McArthur, Madonna’s leading man in the “Papa Don't Preach” music video) plan to make a million off their nicely-knockered kidnappee. But when the crooks battle over who will be the lucky lead in this greedy game of lust in the dust of cyberspace, things soon turn sour with Candy. Did this spoiler just spoil your jeans? If not, fast-forward to the 48-minute mark to see Ms. Lano’s deep cleavage via a black bustier. The only thing hotter than this image is the sight of Jenya unleashing her pale puppies. What a way to give a guy a bone! Later, the blonde babe lets a masked dude remove her brassiere during an adult video shoot. The skintastic act showcases Candy’s ample and all-natural rack. Sweet!