Sharpe's Challenge (2006)

Taking place a year after the Battle of Waterloo, Sharpe’s Challenge see’s the titular Sharpe undergo quite a titular challenge (don’t worry, there are some tit-ulars shown). Sharpe (Sean Bean) is sent to put the smack down on rabble-rousers from India, threatening Her Majesty’s interests. Plot ensues when Sharpe’s best friend, Sergeant Harper (Daragh O’Malley) goes missing! Oh no! 

Sharpe must penetrate an impregnable fortress to save his best bud, but first that means penetrating pregnable some babes! Oh and what babes they are. Lucia Brown appears as Celia Burroughs who (unfortunately) doesn’t show her boroughs, but still manages to give us quite a show of the mountains. Mountains meaning boobs. We’ve got undersea mountains when Lucia takes a dip in the tub, and we’ve got another scene of mountains held hostage by a dastardly gentleman! Luckily Sharpe is always around for some swashbuckling antics that make sure everyone is OK.