Scream... and Die! (1973)

Gorgeous blonde and aspiring model Valerie Jennings (Andrea Allan) is dating Terry (Alex Leppard), a seedy dude with a penchant for trouble. While on a date, Terry decides to spend date night by looting an old estate hidden deep in the woods. I guess it beats dinner at Applebee’s? As the couple stumble around the house, they’re impromptu looting is halted by the appearance of a couple. While the two begin to engage in sex, the man flashes a switchblade and he soon carves up his woman (Barbara Meale). Unnerved by the sight of the slashing, Valerie runs for safety while Terry stays put. When Valerie discovers that Terry never made it home, she heads by to the house of horrors to look for her disappeared date. To the concerned chick’s surprise, the house has vanished. It’s up to Valerie to piece together the growing mystery of the haunted mansion. Scream…and Die! (1974) provides lots of horror and flesh. Annabella Wood shows her beautiful nips while resting in bed with her monkey. Maggie Walker and Judy Matheson skin-tribute some looks at their lovely racks. But Andrea Allan steals the flick, baring her perfect pair in a few scenes. Scream…and Die!? More like cream…and cream!