Picture Claire (2001)

The odd thing is that Picture Claire (2001) expects audiences to believe that anyone would think Gina Gershon and Juliette Lewis are doubles. Both are hot, but one is all voluptuous lips, hips, and tits and the other a waif-like, thimble-sized titmouse. The sexy thing is that Juliette flashes her itty bitties. The sad thing is that Gina does not, though she straddles Mickey Rouke’s lap and smothers him with kisses before strangling him to death--if you go that way. The surprising thing is that Camilla Rutherford, a heretofore un-nude English strumpet, goes the full Monty, from her firm and high-rising pair to her hairy bangers and gash. Juliette may be Claire, but picturing Camilla is more fun.