Prison is tough on the inside but, as we learn in the sweat-puke-and-AIDS-blood-drenched HBO smash Oz, prisoners themselves have all kinds of tender parts on their insides. Set in the experimental Oswald Correctional Facility, Oz chronicled the never less than over-the-top antics of hardened (in every sense) felons, including the show's philosophical cripple narrator Augustus Hill (Harold Perrineau), white-power whack-job Vernon Schillinger (J.K. Simmons), the white collar crook who is not ready for life in lockup Tobias Beecher (Lee Tergesen), and the crooked-hat-wearing Nigerian nightmare Simon Adebisi (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje). Trying to keep this crew of bikers, Irish gangsters, Neo-Nazis, black Muslims, Italian Mafiosos, and Latino crooks in line are unit manager Tim McManus (Terry Kinney), who has high hopes for the experimental prison wing and its carefully cultivated crew of criminals. But try as he might to rehab these unreasonable men, he can't control the murders, mayhem, and occasional bursts of unwanted man love that go down in Oz. Amidst more penis shots, and man-to-man mouth action than most viewers could believe they were enjoying back when it debuted in 1997, Oz also occasionally welcomed a woman behind its bars, including Kathryn Erbe, who played child murderer Shirley Bellinger. Shirley brought life to death row by lifting her skirt and showing off her lap munchkin to a dude mopping the hallway. That's a Hell of a way to get a man's attention! Seeing that kitty in lockup is sure to get your cock up! But most of the hotties on the prestigious HBO drama were the female prison guards, like Edie Falco, who we see in a black bra, and Kristin Rohde, who shows us her perky pink nipped pair while she strips down in the locker room. Sure the friends of Dorothy have plenty of derelict dong to stare at, but there's also lots of fine females, including some felons, on Oz!