Nympha (2007)

Lordy, lordy, look who's horny! It's Mr. Skin, and that's because Nympha (2007) is a naughty nunsploitation sensation starring none other than Tiffany Shepis as a seriously twisted sister. This holy-moly hottie has come to the nunnery after a life of fornicating and fun; the convent crew takes one look at Tiff and decides to torture the devil right out of her. They stick scalpels in her ears, burn her arms, and pour acid into her eyes, all for the sake of getting her closer to the spirit in the sky. The more abuse Tiff takes, the more she hallucinates—but what do her visions mean? She keeps seeing the spine-chilling story of Ninfa (Carolina de Cristofaro), a young woman who once lived in the convent. Did it really happen? Is there more horror in store? And who cares if her lesbo affair with Carolina's spirit is real . . . can we see more of their celestial breasticles? Sweet lord!