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Never Too Young to Die (1986)

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Say what you will about John Stamos, but his high-school-kid-turned-international-spy movie is far superior to Richard Grieco’s. In fact, Never Too Young to Die (1986) is totally insane, with Gene Simmons turning in an amazing performance as a hermaphrodite villain with a great set of gams. Robert Englund also provides some real fun as an auxiliary villain. And while there’s not a real collection of ersatz John Girls here, Vanity makes for a perfect pair when Stamos gets his game on.