When Matt Lattanzi fails French he gets My Tutor (1983), a teenager's masturbatory wet dream in the luscious form of Caren Kaye. At first, she wants to help him conjugate his verbs, while he wants to learn how to French kiss. But Caren is a serial skinny dipper, so it's only a matter of time before he's sticking his baguette in her pastry. Before that, Matt and his kooky sidekick, played by kooky actor Crispen Glover, try their best to lose their virginity. Legendary actress Francesca "Kitten" Natividad is a whore ready to take their man-cherries, but Matt passes out beneath the weight of her massive mams. My Tutor taught Mr. Skin that to spare the rod you spoil the child--so, everybody start jerking!