M&M isn't the only sweet thing with a sleek candy shell that tastes delicious. There's M&M, as in Marilyn Monroe, the go-to girl for bombshell beauty, the definitive Hollywood goddess, and the 20th century's ultimate paragon of statuesque allure, superhuman sexuality, larger than lust charisma, one-of-a-kind talent, and two-of-a-kind tits of such perfection that entire empires became erect based on them. Born Norma Jean Baker, Marilyn Monroe reinvented herself as a bleached blonde and stopped time with her hourglass figure. Marilyn Monroe made men want to handle their tools posing for various automotive catalogues — which is how the original Marilyn Monroe nude photos came to be but her career really got into gear on the big screen. After bit parts, Marilyn Monroe made the sidewalk sizzle in The Asphalt Jungle (1950) and proved that Gentelmen Prefer Blondes (1953). She showed How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)--all you need are million-dollar knockers. And not only did Some Like It Hot (1959), but everyone loved Marilyn when she was hot--and she was never less than steamy. But Marilyn Monroe's exposure onscreen remained teasingly short of skin until she starred in the unfinished film Something's Got to Give (1962). At last, we got to see Marilyn Monroe nude and moving on screen, in living, lusting color Although her life was tragically about to be cut short, Marilyn Monroe was hardly finished as a sex symbol. Her naked pool swim made no ands, ifs, and lots of butt shots about it, with a good measure of her massive mams on display. At long last, the world could dive right in to those legendary naked Marilyn Monroe tits. It's great to finally see why U.S. presidents, baseball legends, and even literary nerds went ga-ga for Marilyn's ta-tas. Even death can't stop Marilyn the Great from reigning over today's Hollywood sex symbols--in 2008, an anonymous buyer spent $1.5 million on a sex tape allegedly showing Monroe perv-forming oral on an unnamed man. Something's Got to Give--and I think it's my zipper!
