Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the lake, Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) comes slithering up from the direct-to-cable television depths. This fourth installment in the giant killer croc franchise was decidedly not the final flick in the franchise, since the out of place crocodile would soon be battling giant anacondas and get his own origin story just a few years later. In this one, everyone's decided Black Lake's crocodiles can't be stopped so they surround the lake with an electric fence and deem it a crocodile sanctuary. The problem is, a bus full of sexy teens celebrating their high school graduation miss that message and manage to find their way past the gates and into the lake, totally unaware of the whole crocodile thing. Worse, one is the Sheriff's (Elisabeth Rohm) daughter Chloe (Poppy Lee Friar), who somehow doesn't recognize the infamous lake in a place she should know very well. Oh well. From there, it's basically a Jurassic Park (1993) ripoff but with awful CGI and a good bit of nudity. After seeing it, we'd like to hold on to those butts! Yes, amidst the cavalcade of carnage we get to see some amazing women wearing very little clothing. You'll want to get into the panties of Pansy Parkinson after seeing Scarlett Byrne's hot hooters as she straddles a dude in the back of the bus! You'll cream to that Byrne! Eastern European babes Borisa Tutundjieva and Marina Gerginova end up SKIngaging in some topless lesbian water sports (but not those kind of water sports--they just splash each other) before they become crocodile bait. Still, we come back to that scene every once in a while, and not for the crocodile! Add to that all the bikini shots, and all those hotties turn this one into the final fapter!