Is It a Crime? (2025)

Wealthy heiress Helen Clarkson (Samantha Opitz) is enjoying married life with her new hubby Michael (Brian Stapf), who works for the company run by her family. But while she’s ready to turn this duo into a trio and have a baby, Michael is hesistant to take that next step. For some reason, they decide that an acceptable alternative (instead of, ya know, getting a pet) is renting out their guest house. Surely taking in a grown businessman named Derrick (Cam’ron) will get them ready for parenthood, right? Nope, instead Helen and Derrick start having an affair, which sends her life into a tailspin, and has Samantha’s showing off her terrific T’n’A for the very first time on screen. It all starts when she steps her soapy sucklers into the shower and begins pleasuring herself while fantasizing about their new boarder, then we get a boob and butt-filled sequence of them knocking boots on the sly, followed by another finger-worthy flashback as she thinks back on their trysts in the shower again. There’s also an appearance by busty blonde Jennifer Leifken as a call girl Derrick hires to pretend that he’s giving her the plowing of a lifetime while pointing her bethonged booty cheeks straight at the camera. If it’s a crime to be turned on by all this, then lock us up!