Idle Hands (1999)

Everyone here at Skin Central can guarantee you won’t have idle hands while watching Idle Hands (1999). A bonanza for fans of stoner comedies, slasher flicks, and Gen X teen romances, this R-rated romp combines all three genres into a special blend of gross-out entertainment that delivers goofy dopers, bloody guts, and tantalizing Jessica Alba menaced in her underwear. When a pot-addled teen named Anton (Devon Sawa) finally figures out that his hand has an evil will of its own and has graphically butchered his parents (Connie Ray and Fred Willard) as well as his two best smoke buddies (Seth Green and Elden Henson), he hardly has time to grope the gigantic breasts of the girl from across the road before his buddies re-enter the picture as zombies. If that’s not perilous enough, a posse of ghoul hunters is after his hand. Needless to say, mayhem ensues. Luckily, we get to view Ms. Alba’s bra-clad breasts along the way. In fact, the sexy brunette’s built bod can barely be contained by the skimpy skivvies that cling to her curvaceous chest and firm BOOty. Nothing scary about that! The humorous horror pic includes foxy Vivica A. Fox, the punk band The Offspring, and the fab flesh on Kelly Monaco. As Tiffany, the Playboy “Playmate of the Month” (April 1997) reveals her ravishing rack while getting felt up in a car. All it takes is one glance at her massive mams to know this busty babe puts the super naturals into this supernatural flick!