Pulp fiction hero "Mike Hammer" was one of the first private dicks in low literature to talk tough and carry a big hard-on. As portrayed by swarthy Armand Assante in the cinematic update of I, the Jury (1982), Hammer is a take-no-prisoners brawler who isn’t above bedding his suspects and screwing the truth out of them. When Hammer’s best friend is murdered, Mike sets out to avenge the death, willing to be cop, jury and executioner as circumstances dictate. The trail leads to a slinky, sly lady doctor running a New York City sex clinic. Hammer stops along the way with a pair of delectable blonde twins, Lynette and Leigh Harris, and their two pairs of delectable twins.