Moralists and hygienists both insist that cleanliness is next to godliness. If there is a life after death and a God in His heaven, then maybe the gaggle of breast-baring bathing beauties who are slaughtered straight after soaping up in Shadows Run Black (1986) have moved closer to thy God than thee. Directed by seldom seen Howard Heard, Shadows Run Black is a college campus cop procedural set at the University of Naked Dames. When the lissome lasses persist in being gruesomely knocked off, a tough-as-press-on-nails cop is called in to track the killer. Thankfully, a few more coeds will be stripping and bending over in the shower before the dick finds success.