The publishing world is notoriously cutthroat, and as up-and-coming writer Sidney Young, British funnyman Simon Pegg learns he must eat or be eaten after he lands a plum position at an upscale New York City magazine. Unfortunately for Sidney, his abrasive personality and knack for ridiculous malarkey following him don’t exactly add up to overwhelming success in business. Instead he learns How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008). Though lucky for us, some of these friends and people include giggling golden girl Kirsten Dunst as a cute coworker, nudecomer Charlotte Devaney in a teasing topless turn, and libido-stoking rising starlet Megan Fox as . . . a libido-stoking rising starlet.