Hard to Die (1990)

Hard to Die (1990) will make you hard. Equal parts thriller, comedy and fantasy, the film is totally sexy! Not to be confused with the Steven Seagal action flick Hard to Kill (1990), this sexploitation pic follows a beauteous bunch of lingerie saleswomen. There’s Dawn (Gail Harris, also known as Gail Thackray and Robyn Harris), Diana (Karen Mayo-Chandler, credited as Lindsay Taylor), Jackie (Deborah Dutch, credited as Debra Dare), Shayna (Bridget Carney) and Tess (Melissa Moore). The movie also includes Toni Naples, Monique Gabrielle, and a look at Ms. Mayo-Chandler’s perfect peaks 11 minutes into the flick (emphasis on flick). One night while doing inventory in the company basement, the comely co-workers get creeped out by a janitor. If that’s not bad enough, they are doused with sprinklers. Indeed, the drenched babes take an invigorating shower. This means we get to see the bare breasts on Ms. Harris and Ms. Moore. That goes double for Ms. Carney who also exposes her caboose. All aboard! Not to be outdone, Ms. Dutch goes full frontal under the shower head. No doubt, the skintastic sight will have your head spraying too! Just when you think all is calming down, the alluring employees unwittingly open a mysterious package. What pops out? A ghost, of course. And this one is the body-hopping sort. After it possesses one of the ladies, nothing will ever be the same again. Now they’re trapped in the deserted building with a psycho killer on their trail and Mr. Skin eyeing their tails!