Falcon Crest

If you were a girl in the 80’s, you set aside one night a week to watch this show and chances are it scarred you pretty deeply, at least intellectually. Starring perhaps the widest array of female celebs since Battle of the Network Stars bit the dust, this silly soap dealt with the California vineyard feud between the Channings and the Giobertis, two families that hated each other’s guts. Occasional stars included Shannon Tweed, Apollonia, Ursula Andress, Morgan Fairchild, Carla Gugino, Lauren Hutton, Jane Wyman, Gina Lollobrigida, Kim Novak and many, many more. As for the guys… bah, who cares about the guys?