A nebbish university professor attracts unwanted attention from a gruff mobster in Olaf Lubaszenko’s good-natured comedy E=mc2 (2002). The director steps in front of the camera to play Max, the tweed-wearing teacher who agrees to take a sexy co-ed (Agnieszka Wlodarczyk) under his wing to help her with homework. As it turns out, the girl’s already been claimed by a notorious gangster (Cezary Pazura) who quickly has a bone to pick with the nerdy prof. The pair finds common ground, however, when the hardened criminal espouses an interest in the mysteries of the physical universe. It’s amazing that Wlodarczyk’s physical mysteries aren’t sufficient--the curvy brunette will put your jaw on the floor as she scampers seductively across the bedroom.