Darkest Miriam (2024)

A thirty-five year old librarian living in the suburbs of Toronto, Miriam (Britt Lower) floats unassumingly through each day while still not over the death of her father, until she meets Janko, a cab driver and fellow loner played by Tom Mercier. Not long after they start meeting each other, Miriam begins finding mysterious, somewhat threatening notes in some of the library’s books written as if by Rigoletto, the lead role of the same-named opera by composer Giuseppe Verdi. Rigoletto is a court jester who tries to shield his daughter from the outside world, and it seems so did Miriam’s late father in a way, but the notes (in addition to a perilous fall into a freshly dug ditch) have the opposite effect - spurning Miriam to break out of her rut and face her fears about life head on. There’s no fear, of nudity at least, in the beautiful Britt though. The Severance star delivers boobs, buns, and bush twice within the film’s first thirty-four minutes, followed by even more fanny and funbag as her and Tom’s characters’ find themselves in a stimulating, sex-filled relationship. In a world full of darkness, Britt’s Bs truly are a beacon of light!