Sean Connery is Robert Dapes, a British ex-army officer sent to advise the Batista government on fighting Fidel Castro’s revolutionaries in the war drama Cuba (1979). But things start to go south when he realizes that the poorly trained government troops are no match for the well organized rebels and he runs into his ex Alexandra (Brooke Adams), who is now married to a philandering planter (Chris Sarandon). We don’t get to see any pube-a in Cuba, but mamtastic mamasita Louisa Moritz does dance around in pasties and a thong.