Armed with a pair of Ray-Bans and a seemingly never-ending supply of one-liners, David Caruso patrols the sherbet-colored landscape of glamorous Miami, analyzing forensic evidence to solve untimely murders on CSI: Miami. A spinoff of the Las Vegas set CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, the show follow's Miami Dade Crime Lab director Horatio Caine (Caruso) and his sexy Southern sidekick Calleigh Duquesne (Emily Procter) as them and the crew crack murder cases in the Sunshine State. But since the show lasted a full decade on CBS, the killings got increasingly bonkers as writers struggled to come up with cases to solve. Highlights of the show included the squad collecting vomit to figure out who cannibalized a woman suffering from E coli, a dude slathering a hunter in bear attractant to get him mauled to death by a somehow living in Florida grizzly bear, and a cruise ship captain tossing a woman overboard to be eaten by sharks because he suspected she had bird flu. The corpses may be cold, but the bodies are hot in the Florida resort city, with a nonstop barrage of comely guest stars wearing the teeniest bikinis—and sometimes even less!—on network TV. The censors missed that if you look at the glass, you can see a bit of tit and ass from Geneviere Anderson who plays a cadaver that died from smoke inhalation. Before she was Shannon on LOST, Maggie Grace graced our screens in a bikini while sunbathing on the show, as did fellow blonde beauty Katie Gill. Getting us off before she got offed, Alana De La Garza was in a bikini, too, and even bent over while hopping out of the pool. Add to that Danica Stewart doing some catfighting in her undies, Heather Stephens looking super busty in a red bikini and Heather Sossaman making us sauce in a teeny weenie white bikini, and you'll realize why, although there was no actual nudity, CSI: Miami has some scenes you need to see! *Takes sunglasses off. Yeahhh!