Paula Garcés Nude

The Medellín region of Colombia is most famous for its intoxicating powders, which are clandestinely shipped worldwide and distributed to throngs of slathering, panting devotees who lose sight of all else beautiful in this life in their blind lust for immediate sensory gratification. All that negative infamy for the products of Medellín may come to a grinding halt as soon as the far-more desirable Paula Garcés reaches the heights of fame that her exotic, fiery, dark, Medellín-bred beauty entitles her to. Youthful and effervescent, with dark, mischievous eyes and a tight, trim body that packs a wallop in its solid and compact behind, Paula is the best high ever to come out of Medellín, though the closest we've come to becoming intoxicated by her flesh is some butt in The Shield, which was the work of a double. That butt comes out again in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). Unfortunately, it's also a double--but we can play pretend that it's Paula's while we play with ourselves. To date, Ms. Garcés has not graced us with real nudity. Her body is so banging that it doesn't much matter, though, as she appears scantily-clad in several productions. A tramp stamp/thong flash in The Sopranos left viewers saying "Marone!" She brings the thong back to Man of the House (2005) and dons a bra for good measure, and in National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006) she exposes her skincredible stomach in several outfits. Is it too much to ask for this Colombian national to pledge a poon shot?