Sweet chiquita Maria Conchita Alonso stars in Con el Corazon en la Mano (1988), so you know it's sure to peel your banana. Mouthwatering Maria's been whetting our appetites since 1979, but Con el Corazon en la Mano was one of the first flicks to give her the chance to act her pants off. It's a tough movie about tough subjects, and her tour de force performance has been receiving rough treatment at the hands of censors ever since it came out; in 2004 those fuddy-duddies at the Federal Communications Commission fined Telemundo TV over thirty-two thousand smackers for airing the flick's assault scene, totally heedless of the fact that it's a powerful turning point in the plot. We say the FCC is just jealous of the titanically talented Maria, who wages an assault on hearts with her part . . . and mounts an attack on our sanity when she prances around sans bra and panties in a scene with her man!