Cleopatra (1963)

Cleopatra (1963) is the historical epic to end all historical epics about the triumphs and tragedy of the Egyptian queen, Cleopatra, played by Elizabeth Taylor. The movie was originally six hours long, at least in a cut shown to the studios, but by it’s premiere it was down to four hours. The final theatrical cut was three hours and 14 minutes. We could sit through that if the movie was three hours and 14 minutes of naked ladies, but, sadly, it is not. The film is actually rated G, but that doesn’t mean it’s not sexy. Elizabeth shows most of her star-studded ass in a massage scene, and there’s a dancer in the movie who does show tits, albeit with tasseled nipples, while she bumps and grinds.