Christine Barger is a big mutt, part American Indian and part too many others to list. All those ethnicities need a big package, and Christine has one of the biggest and sexiest, which is sure to enlarge your package. She’s also handy with a puppet, having worked as a ventriloquist since age seven. Wouldn’t you love to have the busty beauty’s hand up your pants? Well, the closest we can offer to date is her brief flash in American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007). Please, Christine, may we have another slice?