Carried Away (1996)

Some dudes just carry themselves in a way that has all sorts of women throwing themselves at them. Dennis Hopper must be one of those dudes, because he somehow makes it believable that a middle aged, handicapped teacher living on a farm has two gorgeous women aggressively looking to jump his bones in the small-town drama Carried Away (1996). Hopper plays Joseph, a drama teacher staring down the barrel at turning fifty years old, who lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Doesn't sound like much of a catch, huh? Well, Hopper’s been hopping into bed with the widow Rosealee Henson (Amy Irving) for years despite having had a limp since childhood after getting maimed in a horrific farm accident. He's rather bored with life, and pretty nervous that his job is going to get cut when his high school merges with a larger one. But things get quite interesting when a vivacious blonde named Catherine Wheeler (Amy Locane) enrolls in Joseph's class and tempts him with her seventeen-year-old ass. Joseph is pretty helpless in the face of a busty blonde beyond his wildest dreams, so when he does the unthinkable thing you're all thinking about right now, all Hell breaks loose. Presented with non-sensationalistic leisure, Carried Away explores the complex textures and weaves within the fabric of human relations, while also examining practically every inch of skin on the two Amys, Irving and Locane. Amy Irving was married to the film's director Bruno Barreto at the time of filming, which must've made her nude scenes rather awkward. Her character's a bit shy, which is why it's such a big deal that she goes full frontal to let Dennis Hopper do her in the direct light! But the central question of the whole movie is whether we can blame Joseph for putting it in his pupil, which is why the whole thing centered on Amy Locane being so hot it's insane. She's constantly naked, whether going full frontal to tempt her teacher in his barn, showing him her tits as she pleasures herself on the side of the road, riding a horse naked or begging him to roll in the hay with her. Men have to denounce Joseph's actions, but after seeing what he'd have to resist we're sure not going to get Carried Away with it.