After finding her hubby shagging dangerously curvy Michelle Forbes, Ferris Bueller’s foxy gal pal Mia Sara flips the script by asking the shtupper sexpot to be her partner in crime on a road trip across the country in Black Day, Blue Night (1995). Wife and mistress go off into the sunset, hand in hand à la Thelma & Louise, hoping for lust in the dust by picking up a horny hitchhiker with gigantic sideburns and a fixation for his suitcase. Michelle’s juices run dry, thoughts of a ménage thwarted, when the mysterious stranger wants to make waves with just Mia in Hot Springs. But Michelle was banging Mia's old man after all, so she clearly owes her one! When a crusty cop finger’s Mia’s new hump as the armored-car robber who killed his partner, the trio’s skinventures in the desert get further heated. Murder and flesh flashing mayhem by Mia make for a Black Day, Blue Night . . . and blue balls.