Black Christmas (2006)

Yule regret spending the holidays in your sorority house if you happen to be part of the fit female student body in the slasher flick Black Christmas (2006). But if you are among the millions of scary movie fans who enjoy seeing festive flesh along with blasts of blood, prepare to have more than just your Christmas balls hung with this seasonal treat! Based on the 1974 film of the same name, the horror holiday remake features Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Oliver Hudson, Jessica Harmon, Andrea Martin, and plenty of skin! After a homicidal maniac (Robert Mann) escapes from a mental institution, he heads back to his boyhood home — which now houses some sexy co-eds. Among the ravishing roster are Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg, Katie Cassidy and, most importantly, Crystal Lowe and Karin Konoval, both of whom shed their threads on screen. First, we get to see the latter doll deck the halls with her bouncing jingle bells as her stocking gets stuffed by a dude on the stairs. O holy night, indeed! If that’s not arousing enough, a pervy peeper hits the jack(off) pot when he spies on a naked Crystal in the shower. The skintastic act shows off the bare babe’s three Bs: breasts, bush and butt. Needless to say, the image puts the X into X-mas! In 2019, a newer version of this chiller diller starring Imogen Poots, Brittany O’Grady and Cary Elwes was released. Obviously, Black Christmas is the gift that keeps on giving audience members hard ons!