Red Letters (2000) is a crime-drama about a college professor who reluctantly hides an escaped female convict who tries to get him to help prove her innocence of a murder. Well, that’s believable, as we’d do anything for a lady. Better still, the movie opens with a stark naked coed who sits on her professor’s desk, reading him erotic excerpts from his own fiction. That’s akin to masturbation, but even better as it features the redheaded Antoinette Valente as the nudist. Better still, the hot escaped convict is played by hot escaped-from-clothing Nastassja Kinski, whose name can’t be spelled without ass. Oddly, but happily, it’s her full-frontal sex scene, with her little boobies thrown in for good measure, that made the cut here.