Kids love malls so much they're at a loss for what to do when the megastores close for the night. Not so with the characters in Chopping Mall (1986), who decide to camp out in the local galleria once its doors are locked up tightly. A team of robotic security guards, which collectively go haywire the very evening our young suckers plan their all-night party, polices the high-tech shopping structure. It's not hard to figure out what happens next with a tagline that says, "Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg," but besides the necessary gore there's some extraordinary skin from blonde busty bombshells Suzee Slater and Barbara Crampton. Because what do boys love even more than hanging out at the mall? Having their tongues hang out at the sight of sweet young boobies, of course!