Amazons (1986)

If your cup of tease involves strong and sexy women dressed in leather with sharp swords that they don’t mind shoving into the necks of those hoarding marauders who try to get a closer look at their goods, then Amazons (1986) is for you! Not to be confused with the sexploitation movie Golden Temple Amazons (1986), this R rated fantasy is based on the short story “Agbewe’s Sword” by Charles R. Saunders. Yet the plot is no different than other barbarian chick flicks: the standard quest for a lost artifact is needed to defeat an evil tyrant. Along the way, we encounter the Emerald Queen (Anita Larronde aka Annie Larronde), Azundati (Esther Velázquez), Lati (Nöelle Balfour), and a Lioness (Fabiana Smith aka Akam) who wears nothing but a collar as she touts her naked T&A! Not to be upstaged, a be-thonged babe named Tashi (Penelope Reed) struts her stuff in the buff by the lake. The skintastic act reveals her rack and rump! If that’s not arousing enough, Tshingi (Danitza Kingsley) bares her bush, butt and big breasts while enjoying the horizontal mambo with the High Priest (Jacques Arndt) in a steamy sex scene. Last but not least is the film’s hot heroine Dyala (Mindi Miller aka Ty Randolph and Windsor Taylor Randolph). The stacked stunner provides a whole lotta bouncing boobage when she engages in some bare-chested brawling at the 25-minute mark. Needless to say, most of the movie’s alluring amazons are topless, some are bottomless, and Mr. Skin is speechless!