Neon Flesh (2011)

Three hapless low-lifes try to improve their fortunes in the Spanish-language thriller Neon Flesh (2010). Also known as Carne de neón, the skinternational crime comedy starts with Ricky (Mario Casas), the son of a prostitute. When his beloved mother Pura (Angela Morina) is released from prison, he decides to give her a present to celebrate. And since Mommie Dearest is a dyed-in-the-wool working girl, what better token than opening a cathouse in her honor? After all, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! And with a bevy of bare beauties on hand, viewers will definitely be using their hands! Thanks to a gold thong, the cameltoe on Irina (Maria Zamarbide) shines as the erotic dancer gyrates next to topless hottie Nadia (Andrea Carballo). It’s muy caliente! Not to be upstaged, sexy stripper (Chica) Florencia Limonoff peels off her clothes until there’s nothing left but her skimpy skivvies and bare breasties. Muchas gracias! Meanwhile, La Canija (Macarena Gomez) dons a mesh tank top that does nothing to hide her spectacular set and protruding nips. But just when we’re ready to beat off, some jerk on screen beats her up. Luckily, the bouncer arrives in time to save her pretty hide. Later, the naked babe holds a cigarette while touting her glistening gams and mams to prove she’s smoking — literally! If that’s not arousing enough, a porn actress (Agatha Fresco) wears angel wings, handcuffs and a ballgag as she’s banged from behind for a skin flick. Neon Flesh will turn on your fleshlight!