Airplane 2025 (2025)

This is NOT the sequel to the 1980 comedy that you’re hoping for… or dreading. The Zucker bros have nothing to do with this, it comes straight from The Asylum. No, really, The Asylum film production company known for its cheesy “mockbusters” have brought us the story of Gloria (Tania Fox), a young woman in the 1970s who’s senator father (Tom Arnold) is flying her to meet the man he has arranged for her to marry. She’s allowed to have a few friends come with her, and they’re throwing an impromptu bachelorette for Gloria on the plane in the hopes of letting loose and joining the mile high club with some of their fellow passengers. Also part of this bridal party is Candy (Hannah Hueston), and it’s kind of a last hurrah for her because she’s decided to become a nun. Lots of antics ensue, and yes, by antics we mean nudity that's sure to please your cockpit! Future nun Hannah sure has a habit of going nude, she bares her breasts in three scenes. Tania goes topless twice, while another friend played by Cody Renee Cameron strips down to just a merkin! Aspiring actress Suzy, played by Keila Dolle, is the only one batting for both teams. She unleashes her breasts with both Trystan Rowlan and Jaime Brightbill, with Jaime also uncovering her cans while the two fondle each other down South. Looks like we picked the wrong week to stop masturbating!