Slackers (2002)

The gag filled, gross out college comedy Slackers (2002) proves there's nothing worse than a nerd who doesn't know when to quit. In this case, the dweeb is Ethan Dulles (Jason Schwartzman), a creepy college kid so obsessed with his classmate Angela Patton (Jaime King) that at one point he uses a lint brush to collect her hair and make a doll out of it. After Ethan catches Dave Goodman (Devon Sawa), one of the college's cool kids who cheats on every test with his bros Sam (Jason Segel) and Jeff (Michael Maronna), cheating on a test, Ethan realizes he can blackmail Dave into helping him get his dreamgirl. But in trying to get Angela to fall for Ethan, she ends up falling for Dave. When he finds out, the evil geek isn't going to cut Dave any slack! How's our slick con man of a coed going to survive this one? If he's smart, he'll convince Ethan to set his sights on the carnal delights of That '70s Show's redheaded siren Laura Prepon, instead. She plays Angela's extremely horny and absurdly sexually adventurous roommate who puts the stacked in Slackers! She never gets naked, but we do see her wear some lingerie as she walks around with a guy in a gimp suit. We don't know about a gimp, but we'd simp for that busty redhead! We also get the briefest of looks at Miss King's pierced nipple as she takes off a towel to do the deed with Dave. One nip slip? Slacker! But this one is most nude-worthy for being a college comedy that somehow shows an elderly babe you'll want to tear the granny panties off of! There's a lengthy topless scene from a then seventy-one-year-old Mamie Van Doren, a veteran of forty-four films since her debut in 1951. She's a horny old lady that Ethan has to give an erotic spongebath to. No lie, those tits are still top notch. We slipped off our slacks and had a good wack to those mature mams in Slackers!