The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

The Whole Nine Yards (2000) is a complex farce. It stars Bruce Willis as a mobster in witness protection, Matthew Perry as a dentist in a loveless marriage to French Canadian bitch Rosanna Arquette, and Amanda Peet as his assistant who is, unbeknownst to him, a hit-woman in training. Nastasha Henstridge is the femme fatale, and bodies do drop in this black comedy. But so do clothes, specifically the amazing Amanda's. She appears late in the film without a stitch on, only a gun, which somehow makes her even sexier. The first part of her skin-ful appearance occurs at the 66-minute mark. She's nude holding a gun, and while her chesticles are on full display there's a damn banister in the way of her full frontal. A few minutes later viewers will get an encore when she shows her breasts in the window while distracting a guy. Great strategy! Viewers will grow more than nine yards after catching her carnal performance. While there's always room for more nudity in the estimation of flesh fiends, you really can't go wrong with this light-hearted comedy noir. Amanda Peet steals every scene she's in, the plot is unpredictable and quirky, and there are plenty of laughs to keep you preoccupied when you're not touching yourself thinking about Rosanna, Nastasha, or Amanda showing off their naked bodies. The Whole Nine Yards may not belong in the Hall of Fame of Nudity, but it should be watched nonetheless, particularly if you're a fan of breezy and easy entertainment!